Saturday, February 19, 2011

Top 10 reasons not to register on Facebook when you are a couple.

Facebook can be very useful for professional meetings as well as dating when you're single. However when a couple, we quickly realized that Facebook is a nest of bullshit, especially for people jealous. After numerous discussions and observations, we (Bridget) found that the use of Facebook is when a couple was really to be avoided. So if you were in lack of arguments to explain why you do not want to subscribe or unsubscribe on facebook, here are 10 good reasons.

1 . You do not Have time to call it but a notification can show her that you had time to log on facebook.
To publish a link or a picture comment or even that you played to the application to unfasten a maximum of bras in record time.

2 . Years or months later, you find your exes and you leave little ambiguous messages on your wall.
"Hey, glad I reviewed last time. In fact, it still works my guest, go for a drink. Call me. Kiss <3 "

3 . Following your singleness, your friend list contains a large number of potential targets of the opposite sex.
their profile pictures are nice, but it's a safe bet they will not taste your half.


4 . For professional or personal reasons, one of the couple does not change the status of her relationship
inevitably, the other does not understand why you're ashamed to say you're in a relationship with her / him.

5 . When you finally decided to change your relationship status with the name of your lover or love 
It gives your exes (psychopaths) to contact your new love / them ...

6 . You suddenly you identify your friends by compromising photos.
but it is an archive of several months or even years when you were astride drunk on this stripper ...

7 . You update your status that learns to your beloved (e) and tender things he / she was not supposed to know. 
that kind of "Pounce yesterday evening, my colleagues took me to string Fellow" - Oh, well! "

8 . You add a new person of the opposite sex while your girlfriend (e) has never heard of.
for example, the new girl in your class.


9 . You did not have many excuses for forgetting her birthday before facebook, but then the notifications with facebook. 
it makes one more argument for you to sulk.

10 . To avoid arguments in front of your friends comments on your articles interposed. 
where your ex will not fail to click on "Like"

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