Top 10 reasons not to register on Facebook when you are a couple.

Facebook can be very useful for professional meetings as well as dating when you're single. However when a couple, we quickly realized that Facebook is a nest of bullshit, especially for people jealous. After numerous discussions and observations, we (Bridget) found that the use of Facebook is when a couple was really to be avoided. So if you were in lack of arguments to explain why you do not want to subscribe or unsubscribe on facebook, here are 10 good reasons.

Facebook Closing Down on 15 March 2011

Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

The Top 25 Facebook Pages People Like Most

The Facebook Pages with the largest number of fans are almost entirely relegated to entertainment — including musicians, actors, television shows and movies. According to Inside Facebook’s tool Page Data, which counts how many fans Pages acquire, only seven of the Top 25 Pages on Facebook do not fall into this category.

1. Texas Hold’em Poker – 19,440,702 people

2. Michael Jackson – 12,672,924 people

3. Mafia Wars – 12,540,270 people

38 Ways To Be Annoying On Facebook

1 . Correct peoples atrocious spelling


2 . Post random characters as comments in status updates asking if anyone is having trouble with facebook.


3 . “Like” bad news status updates.


4 . Tag yourself into pictures you aren’t in


5 . Tag other people into pictures they aren’t in

6 . Create loads of groups and invite everyone


7 .  Ignore all requests


8 . Create a group claiming one thing, wait until you get lots of members then change the name to something totally different. The more offensive/obnoxious the better


9 . Publish every quiz you take, game you play, group you join, thing you like to your news feed


10 . Update your status at least every 15 minutes, no matter how mundane


11 . Write notes, lots of them, tag everyone in


12 . Comment on people’s status then delete it straight away. They’ll still get the notification


13 . Take hundreds of pictures on your nights out, upload them all. Tag everyone and everything


14 . Post replies to status updates on people’s wall


15 . Find people you went to school with and haven’t seen in years, comment on how fat/old/poor they look


16 . Join groups claiming to have a target set for specific dates, wait until the date passes and then congratulate them on their failure


17 . Allude to being a member of a hidden group that doesn’t actually exist


18 . When people post song lyrics as status updates, reply with the artist and track title (you get extra points for year of release and album title)


19 . Invent random national status update days and see if anyone joins in


20 . Invite people to events you have no intention of going to


21 . Accepte to events you have no intention of going to


22 . Join conflicting groups at the same time, so they appear in the news feed together


23. Friend request everyone who pops up on the suggestion list


24 . Delete people you don’t really like but added out of politeness, claim that facebook isn’t working properly when they notice


25 . Poke everyone even if they aren’t your friend


26 . When you go on holiday update your status everyday letting people know how hot it is


27 . Complain about the privacy settings, but post your every movement


28 . Post from the toilet letting people know exactly what you are doing


29 . Give yourself a comedy name


30 . List random people as your siblings


31 . Upload a profile picture that obviously isn’t you


32 . Start an r.i.p group when “bad” people die


33 . Start r.i.p groups for people who are still alive and well
34 . Misspell your own name , never change it
35 . Post that it’s your dogs birthday
36 . Talk about yourself in the third person
37 . Post a deeply personal and emotional status update, hinting at troubling times. Ignore all following replies
38 . Make a duplicate account of someone … anyone. Make it identical in everyway. Request all of their friends saying you accidentally deleted them.Report the original account as someone impersonating you

ENJOY Being Annoying