1 . Correct peoples atrocious spelling
2 . Post random characters as comments in status updates asking if anyone is having trouble with facebook.
3 . “Like” bad news status updates.
4 . Tag yourself into pictures you aren’t in
5 . Tag other people into pictures they aren’t in
6 . Create loads of groups and invite everyone
7 . Ignore all requests
8 . Create a group claiming one thing, wait until you get lots of members then change the name to something totally different. The more offensive/obnoxious the better
9 . Publish every quiz you take, game you play, group you join, thing you like to your news feed
10 . Update your status at least every 15 minutes, no matter how mundane
11 . Write notes, lots of them, tag everyone in
12 . Comment on people’s status then delete it straight away. They’ll still get the notification
13 . Take hundreds of pictures on your nights out, upload them all. Tag everyone and everything
14 . Post replies to status updates on people’s wall
15 . Find people you went to school with and haven’t seen in years, comment on how fat/old/poor they look
16 . Join groups claiming to have a target set for specific dates, wait until the date passes and then congratulate them on their failure
17 . Allude to being a member of a hidden group that doesn’t actually exist
18 . When people post song lyrics as status updates, reply with the artist and track title (you get extra points for year of release and album title)
19 . Invent random national status update days and see if anyone joins in
20 . Invite people to events you have no intention of going to
21 . Accepte to events you have no intention of going to
22 . Join conflicting groups at the same time, so they appear in the news feed together
23. Friend request everyone who pops up on the suggestion list
24 . Delete people you don’t really like but added out of politeness, claim that facebook isn’t working properly when they notice
25 . Poke everyone even if they aren’t your friend
26 . When you go on holiday update your status everyday letting people know how hot it is
27 . Complain about the privacy settings, but post your every movement
28 . Post from the toilet letting people know exactly what you are doing
29 . Give yourself a comedy name
30 . List random people as your siblings
31 . Upload a profile picture that obviously isn’t you
32 . Start an r.i.p group when “bad” people die
33 . Start r.i.p groups for people who are still alive and well
34 . Misspell your own name , never change it
35 . Post that it’s your dogs birthday
36 . Talk about yourself in the third person
37 . Post a deeply personal and emotional status update, hinting at troubling times. Ignore all following replies
38 . Make a duplicate account of someone … anyone. Make it identical in everyway. Request all of their friends saying you accidentally deleted them.Report the original account as someone impersonating you
ENJOY Being Annoying
